"Ubrugelig swimmingpool! Overophedet! Meget ubehageligt værelse med badeværelse uden skjold!! Tobakssprøjte toilet! Sengelinned holder ikke opskæring! Ikke acceptabel middag!! Uanbefalelig adresse!"

"My family and I are staying close to this hotel and it looked so lovely from a distance that we decided to dine here. Unfortunately, the meal didn't match the beautiful setting of dinner served in the garden. My main course was a langoustine ravioli but I struggled to taste the langoustine at all, overpowered as it was by all the other additions to the dish including a large number of beans which seemed completed out of place. My 21 year old son ordered the burger and described it as one of the poorest he had eaten, the bun turned into a soaking wet sponge that he preferred to leave to one side. My wife's vegetable risotto was the best of the three. After that, my wife was offered a range of ice creams, she chose lemon, only to find that it was a sorbet, not an ice cream and served in a plastic pot straight from the chiller cabinet complete with labels, not even put into a bowl. She was also told that two scoops weren't available so she could only have the lemon on its own. My son and I ordered cheese selections. We weren't told what the cheeses were when they were served so it would have been a mystery except these were all very common cheeses that I can find in the local supermarket, nothing seemed to be local or remarkable, just entirely forgettable. The wine we drank from the Fontenille vineyard was very good but the total bill of 196 euros (wine 45), rather spoilt the effect. The most disappointing meal we have had in France this holiday."