Lalandia Rødby

The experience was fantastic with two kids who were excited to wake up and run to the play area or the pools. The stay was minimalistic with a small kitchen. The only issue was small spiders were coming on to the bed. So we had to check the beds every time before we slept. Staff was very friendly and approachable. Highly recommended.

Overall its always nice place to spend a weekend with friends and family. This time we found lots of ants in the kitchen and on kitchen top as well.

Supert sted, mye for ungene og mange muligheter.

Hell on earth for families. Avoid this place permanently. Shameless to lure money from you at any chance. Outdated house and facilities. Read on why. On the surface for the un initiated this place looks like fun. Ive been here twice, both in school holidays and i cannot stress enough NOT to come here. The check in is relatively easy, and you go to your blockhouse which was modern standard in 1994 perhaps. There is no privacy whatsoever if you have loud drinking neighbors or annoying kids. They put on bogus play grounds which are pathetic and wouldnt entertain a 1 year old more than 5 minutes. These are dotted around but they serve no purpose except their area map look better. There no big central playground where you can meet up and no sand boxes whatsoever. Only rubble. The football area and beach volley is not even on the map. The overall problem with this place is the fact the water land and monkey land facilities are severely under dimensioned for the amount of guests they let in. Theres just too little space in the water and monkey land which leads to serious congestion both places. I was there today and in the jacuzzi you feel like a human meatloaf. This place should have made the water land much bigger before increasing the houses to have so many people cause its just hell. You wait 15 mins for a ride. The Lalandia center is littered with money grabbing activities which you have to fight with your kids about constantly. Crappy games, everything cost money. You can see the exit from the monkey land which is riddled with candy. Good luck exiting there with tired kids 4pm without a cirkus. Never eat in the "authentic" restaurants. The only authentic here are the prices which makes Michelin places look like a bargain. The prices are absurd and quality is non existant. Which leads me to another thing i noticed here. The desired customers that they target is not a family from the capital used to make our own food with vegetables and generally normal food. Its the people for whom French fries and junk food is the norm. They must think its heaven here. You can see the kgs in the jacuzzi tub i mentioned before. The house we got was not prepared for guest actually cooking for real. So Lalandia, get real. Fix your concept up. Even if i won 2 weeks holiday here i will never return. I would recommend any sane person to heed my warning.

Don't go here. It's old and there is no maintenance of the waterdome. Paint and rust is falling down from the ceiling. There is no control and a lot of people walk out of the changing area without washing. So dirty people jump in the water. They just added more clorin to the water. It's disgusting, while we where here the closed 2 times pools. Take your family elsewhere.

It is ok.. need new fridge freezer