Grand Mir'Amor Hotel - Ultra All Inclusive anmeldelser

The worst hotel we’ve ever been (SAVE YOURSELF FROM WASTING YOUR MONEY by reading till the end). The photos you see are deceiving, the reality is drastically different. Before you go on reading, just a small remark here: not only these people are absolutely the worst at whatever they do, they are also not speaking any English, most of the guests are Russian, so expect to be confused at the point of a conversation with a receptionist. Starting with the room, cleanliness is the word no one knows in this hotel, hair is all over the place: on the desk, in the shower, on the floor, especially in the bathroom; towels are taken away but not changed, you’ll have to go to the reception desk to ask for new ones. The room itself is poorly designed and poorly maintained. They have an ac unit mounted right above the bed, so there is no way to sleep with it unless getting sick is your goal (the unit itself is not mounted into the wall, so an attempt to partially block it with a towel won’t work + not like they’d give you any spare towels for that). The balcony door is broken, it won’t shut. The furniture is rather old, some things have chips on their corners. They have no duvets at all (asked multiple times at the reception), they expect you to cover yourself with a thing which is a tiny bit thicker than a towel. The soundproofing is not only a non existent thing there, seems like they somehow made it go negative, walls are literally made of cardboard. Although that can be manageable (if you’re staying in a 3 star hotel with just a breakfast, that’s not what you’d expect from a five star one branded as “good for couples”. For couples that would like to tell the whole of this “hotel” what they are doing, maybe). Fun doesn’t end there, the music that they blast out of their c r a p p y speakers every evening (if we can call that music, it’s a distasteful, inconsiderately loud s h i t) can be heard inside the room as if the stage is right on your balcony (take a look at the picture of the hotel, notice how the building is shaped around the pool and the stage is a liitle bit past the pool). If you’re to watch a movie in your room when they have their s h i t show on, expect for it to feel like you’re watching it in a public place, 3/4 of iPad volume is an absolute minimum you need to hear something, otherwise you’ll get an inaudible mishmash of sounds. If any of you is not convinced at this point to AVOID THIS SCAM HOTEL AT ALL COSTS, the story is about to get more interesting. They advertise themselves as all inclusive hotel but I’d rather have a nice breakfast and eat out for the rest of the meals than be stuck with what they serve. Out of all the meals you see at any point, you can hope for nothing more than a couple of meals being edible. The rest is nice at the first glance but tastes like s h i t, they must be using the cheapest ingredients they were able to find, otherwise there is no explanation how a simple salad consisting of cucumbers and tomatoes can