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25. november 2024
The Great Indian Hotel Adventure: A Tale of Two Worlds As a seasoned traveler (15-20 days/month), I've encountered my fair share of hotels. But, dear reader, this one takes the cake. Located in a row of shops, the hotel's entrance promises a world of culinary delights, complete with a bar and foodie fantasies. However, as you step inside, you'll discover a tunnel-vision experience – literally. The reception awaits at the end of a narrow passageway. The pièce de résistance is the rooftop pool, where you can soak up the sun and... question the cleanliness of the pool chairs and tables. I wondered if they'd ever seen a disinfectant wipe. Communication can be a challenge, as most staff members speak only the local language. But hey, it's a great opportunity to practice your charades skills! The rooms? Cozy. And by cozy, I mean tiny. The interior design? Interesting. The washroom? Well, let's just say the exhaust fan repairman earned his keep, spending two hours fixing the, ahem, "fragrant" issue. But the grand finale was the checkout process. Our manager, in a dazzling display of customer service, regaled me with a 15-minute verbal barrage for the egregious sin of being 15 minutes late. Bravo! In conclusion, if you enjoy a dash of adventure with your hotel stay, this might be the place for you. However, if you value cleanliness, communication, and basic human decency, you might want to look elsewhere. Rating: 1.5/5 Will I return? Only if I'm feeling particularly adventurous... or masochistic.
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