Das kleine Stapelhäuschen Hotel

I don't know who is doing the reviews for this hotel, but they are false and misleading. Here are some facts we had to learn the hard way: 1. You have to have an i-phone to get in and out. There is no staff on site. It took us an hour to get access (admittedly we aren't super high tech people.) 2.There are stairs you must navigate, despite an old elevator (not sure if it was working or not), 3.Our bed was two not matching beds push together with a six inch gap between. 4. No drinking glasses or drinking water 5. You share a bath down the hall. It was disgusting. I'll try to down load pictures. 6. It was 43 degrees at night. Radiator heat did not work. 7. TV was out of order, and had been for a long time. 8. Incredibly loud-drunks outside the window raising hell until 3;00am. 9. The ceiling was about 5ft 10in. The door was lower. Not for tall people I have NEVER written a review like this-but you need to know. What's funny is there is a restaurant review-the hotel doesn't even have a glass to drink out of, much less a restaurant..